earl-jonas - January 2, 2018
I have some bad news for those of you who always dreamt of becoming Mr. Paris Hilton someday - Paris Hilton is officially off the market. The modeling/acting/singing sensation announced her engagement to actor Chris Zylka with an Aspen photo shoot, which means that the two most famous celebrities to dabble in adult entertainment and release porn videos - Hilton and her former assistant turned friend turned more famous person Kim Kardashian - are taken. Times, they really are a changing, and if you were a man with a pulse in the 2000's, and are man enough to admit it, you know that you either pictured yourself getting with Hilton or Kardashian at some point. Today you must decide which taken sextastic lady you would rather hook up with, and you can check out some visual reference in the gallery to help you decide!
Photo Credit: Mr. Skin