Gillian Jacobs Shines in Flare Magazine, A Late Sunday Treat

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bill-swift - December 15, 2014

I'm something of a closet Gillian Jacobs fan. I'm not ashamed. Quite the opposite. Something about Gillian and her sweet girl allure leaves me wise enough to hide in the closet when viewing her photos. It's a matter of public decorum really. Just check out Gillian in these new sextastic pics from Flare magazine. Certainly nothing racy, but if you're the closeted fan like me, you know exactly how passion inducing these classy photos can be.

There's no reason for girls to take all their clothes off to attract the opposite sex. I mean, it definitely helps and I'm fleeing this planet in my rocket ship the minute that stops happening, but a girl like Gillian Jacobs can throw those pheromones out there well enough even when overly dressed. Beside, a real man loves a little work. Not a lot of work, that's a dumb man. Just a little work, that's real. Gillian, you could give a little more maybe next time, I'm just suggesting. If you disagree, feel free to call me and berate me over the phone. I have one with me here in the closet. And a sock to chew on. Bess your fine deeds. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Flare Magazine