bill-swift - April 21, 2017
Eva Longoria continues her run of Forties and Faptastic on the beach with a one piece swimsuit that barely contained her bulging boobtastic. Un-contained is our preferred state of being, but Eva's a married woman now so we take what we can get. And we get what we can take or something like that. I only know how much she makes me feel tingly.
Eva Longoria is one of those women who doesn't seem to age, even while our ogling eyes feel the years. The sun hats are always a bother but the desire to remain melanoma free into your golden years is somewhat understandable. We'll have to rely entirely on leering at her curvaceous smooshed funbags in her tight one piece. It's not a bad thing to rely on. Or take to the REM dream state for advanced usage. Eva, we should vacation some time. I can't do exotic beach resorts, but how does the inflatable pool in my guest bedroom sound? No, I'm not going to blow it up. Enjoy.