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Christina Milian Cleavage in Blue

 I am forced to assume the dress that Christina Milian is wearing is made out of all the blue ribbons that have been awarded to her body over the years. There was even enough fabric left over to be able to give to Pabst Blue Ribbon so that they can maintain their honorary title. It would be kind of tough to market that beer if it had to be demoted to Pabst Honorable Mention. I know that when I buy Pabst it is because of the status symbol. When people seeing me holding that can they know I have gobs of money in the bank, or at least that I had the thirteen dollars it costs for a thirty pack. It is hard to find an easier way to gain the respect of your peers. I am no Rockefeller, it is not like I can afford a car in order to flaunt my wealth. That would be totally irresponsible as well. No one should be drinking while driving and since I am clearly not going to give up my beer I will have to reside myself to a toast to Christina and that well-wrangled cleavage she gave to the world.    

 

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