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Bella Thorne and Her Cleavage Bank at Chase

There's this weird phenomenon surrounding Bella Thorne. I call it the Godfather III conundrum: "Just when I think I'm out, she pulls me back in." I feel like every time I've had enough, every time I'm ready to blow the whistle, every time I'm ready to throw in the towel, every time I think I'm ready to cash in my chips... She does it again. She makes me notice her. She tasks me, as it were, and I shall have her. 

The other thing I love about Bella Thorne is how readily I question whether or not this is actually a covert ad for Chase. You see, there's not one but two Chase logos in this picture and that makes me think, clever marketing ploy. Maybe she's not on the payroll at Chase, but maybe someone is on the payroll and her name is Schmella Schmorn, and it's all just one giant trap to lure you into a world where advertising and sex and all of that stuff mixes together in a cocktail that proves fatal.

So yeah, we begin the dance all over again thanks to the never ending sexiness coming from Bella Thorne's direction!

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Photo Credit: Splash News

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